Urban Religion

We use the term “urban religion” because we must reject the claim that any one urban centre makes to the culture of conformity. This originates in having several individuals living in one place, under one name.

[[WITH HEAVY SARCASM:]]

As exciting as it may be to think that MY ancestors invented the power of rules, as MY GOD had planned for us,

we find plenty of people fighting of whos god/goddess had the better blueprint, unable to come to an agreement on whos ancestors did it first. So even if mine weren’t the first, they must’ve the best. Otherwise who am I? A poser? A brown nose? MIGHT I BE WRONG?

Of course not! I will never concede, that as a Christian, the pre-christian jewish mysticism outlined a culture that (if followed) would be better.

Because if it did, then it would obviously be more prevalent! More widespread!
Because you see, the goodness of a culture is not in its potential for spiritual liberation. It’s in its REALITY.

And THE TRUTH is, there are more christians in the united states. And as we value cohesion, Canada will be the 51st. It is actually best to spread MY IDENTITY across MY country. Until MY FELLOW COUNTRYMEN are clones of me. Then, and only then, can we finally build a world that brings me an unwavering pride in who I am as a nationalist.

My nation is good. We work towards technological progress and economic domination, just as the germans did and the romans. But we’re better, we’re enlightened like the greeks. And we follow Jesus. It’s the perfect package. My pride is in the right place. It’s nothing like the sinful pride that leads to elitism. It’s the productive pride- that when placed correctly:

in the country that cares for its citizens. In the book of my people. In the evolution of my city into a global hub for those important wealthy internationals. Our success on the world stage, and in the eyes of GOD…. leads instead to the harmonious utopia that despite all this blind dedication, still exists in my mind. And if we fail, if we actually bring about hell on earth, we tried. We will be rewarded in the afterlife all the same.

Utopia will be ours once these damn revolutionaries who wont shut the fuck upWAIT! NOW THAT I MENTION IT

It really is no good at all that this country has such fantastic potential, and yet is shackled by these revolutionary idiots. The thing I still don’t get: How they’ve found the audacity to claim JESUS was a revolutionary too. Because how idiotic a suggestion: the name of my God, thy symbol of man’s perfection, might have found my obsession with great potential to be deserving of a violent revolt??!?!?

Who do they think they are, co-opting my saviour for their evil political motives? And so I don’t become a genocidal thinker, let me just say this:

I am using Jesus for my political motives too. Only mine strive towards harmony, and theirs towards anarchy.

and now we see, the conservative is not truly concerned with adhering to any particular moral code.
They are only one slip away from revolution themselves.  
Only, the revolution perpetuated by the owner is genocide, not an uprising.  Language is our greatest weapon.

Written by Aiden Waasaezi